Any geek worth their salt is familiar with the one and only (and over acting) James T. Kirk from Star Trek. If you wanted to be Kirk so badly that, you are willing to smell like him, Firebox has your fix.

The company has announced two colognes for men and a perfume for women based on Star Trek. The scents sell for £29.95 each. The first men's scent is Tiberius scented with citron zest, black pepper, and cedar create (possibly with a bit of Tribbles thrown in).

Men also get Red Shirt, named after the red shirted ensigns who always die on away missions, the sweet smell of expendability smells like leather and grey musk. The ladies get Pon Farr; true geeks will know that is the Vulcan mating cycle. It has a base of sandalwood, peach, and mulberry.